Mystery Man has a gem of a find:
I am told that when Edgar Bronfman Jr. gained ownership of Universal Studios, he got into some odd marketing campaign practices, and (God knows why but) he actually commissioned Matt Stone and Trey Parker to make an EMPLOYEE ORIENTATION VIDEO that would enlighten everyone on how things were going to change under new management.
Needless to say, Bronfman didn’t like it, so they scrapped the video.
I, on the other hand, was ROLLING.
That could be the funniest thing I’ve seen since “Borat”.
Bonus character count:
Closing in on 60,000 characters (and 10,000 words).