I look like this:

For Halloween, I temporarily dyed my facial hair to look like Tony Stark. I looked like this:

Many people urged me to keep dyeing, so I bought Just for Men Mustache and Beard, in light brown.

I followed the instructions and left it on for five minutes. I looked like this:

I wasn’t happy with the coverage, so I dyed it again, this time leaving it on for ten minutes. I’m a daredevil. I looked like this:

Not bad, eh? I am my mother’s son. Also, I need a haircut.