Arrrr you ready, kids?

Tomorrow, of course, is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

In a suprising move of recognition among the mainstream media, tonight's episode of "Wife Swap" on ABC will feature the founding family of this newest of international holidays. It may be worth watching....

Even if you don't tune in, you do need to be ready to set sail at dawn tomorrow. Are you feeling inadequate in your grasp of pirate vernacular? A fine instructional video can help you get up to speed.