Headline of the month

I spent some of today's class discussing headlines. By happy coincidence, I found a superb example in yesterday's Daily Record.

It's not often that you get to use such a colourful quote to headline a story.

Bonus fantasy baseball update:

In the last 14 days, I have:

.273 batting average
27 HR
103 RBI
7 SB
4.03 ERA
1.21 WHIP
9 wins
0 saves

I'm solidly in sixth, with good prospects to gain points.