Does u want job?

The parent company of I Can Has Cheezburger is looking for a human to sift through submishinz for that Web site. The AP reports.

I'd apply but I'd never hear from them again, like pretty much every pitch I've sent out this year. One of my goals for 2008 was to do less research and do more byline. It's not working out. I've started applying for contract jobs and that's not happening either.

As a result, I'm going to do another book with Alex Y., this one on the B-17 in the Israeli Air Force. It should be out by the end of summer.