The newest Charter PHARTer

I've just joined the Professional Hack Authors RecogniTion Society.


Charter PHARTers need to fulfill the following:

- You are incapable of holding down a regular job.
- Somebody stupidly paid you for some piece of crap you wrote.
- Your piece was published or produced, even if only on the Internet.
- You are willing to give us an IOU for your dues.

I am overqualified.

It's noon, and I've finished chores 1, 2, 3, 6, and 8 from last night's list.